Lol, I like how you preface something with 'all due respect' and then treat someone like a noob / child. Try not be so fucking patronizing. As a matter of fact, I have ran a recording studio for the last nearly a decade, and have had many amps, cabs, and mics, and had a lot of practice with mic placement and comparing tones. Not that I need to justify myself to anyone for having an OPINION on gear / tone. Put your tampon back in and deal with it.
PS Obviously Cliff himself thought something was missing or he never would pursued the UltraRes technology. I'm not sorry I'm excited about that.