New Fractal product coming!!

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I don’t know if this has been mentioned before (and yes, in terms of “the finishing touches on the firmware” it’s a bit thin), but maybe it’s “just” a FC6-kinda controller combined with a pedal?
 
I'm voting for an LLM powered FractalBot assistant:

"[Hey FractalBot] > Generate a tone for me that sounds like Andy Timmons just got home from seeing Pink Floyd's DSTOM tour in 1977."
 
wmich said:
It's a new AI assistant named Joey.
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Ding, ding, we have a winner!!!

Meet Joey, your Fractal Audio AI Assistant. Joey was trained using the collective input of musicians from Boston's South End and Long Island NY.

Here's some examples of Joey's amazing capabilities. Simply say "Hey Joey" and ask your question:

"Hey Joey, how do make a row of all shunts?"
Joey: Figure it out yourself numbnuts. What do I freakin' look like? Someone who cares?

"Hey Joey, where is the setting to adjust the Mono/Stereo configuration?"
Joey: If it was up your butt you'd know it, you stupid gavone.

"Hey Joey, what is relative minor of Ab Major?"
Joey: If you've got a major flat you should bring your car to Tony's down on 64th. Tell him Joey sent ya but make sure you don't stare at that thing on his face.
 
FractalAudio said:
Ding, ding, we have a winner!!!

Meet Joey, your Fractal Audio AI Assistant. Joey was trained using the collective input of musicians from Boston's South End and Long Island NY.

Here's some examples of Joey's amazing capabilities. Simply say "Hey Joey" and ask your question:

"Hey Joey, how do make a row of all shunts?"
Joey: Figure it out yourself numbnuts. What do I freakin' look like? Someone who cares?

"Hey Joey, where is the setting to adjust the Mono/Stereo configuration?"
Joey: If it was up your butt you'd know it, you stupid gavone.

"Hey Joey, what is relative minor of Ab Major?"
Joey: If you've got a major flat you should bring your car to Tony's down on 64th. Tell him Joey sent ya but make sure you don't stare at that thing on his face.
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FractalAudio said:
Ding, ding, we have a winner!!!

Meet Joey, your Fractal Audio AI Assistant. Joey was trained using the collective input of musicians from Boston's South End and Long Island NY.

Here's some examples of Joey's amazing capabilities. Simply say "Hey Joey" and ask your question:

"Hey Joey, how do make a row of all shunts?"
Joey: Figure it out yourself numbnuts. What do I freakin' look like? Someone who cares?

"Hey Joey, where is the setting to adjust the Mono/Stereo configuration?"
Joey: If it was up your butt you'd know it, you stupid gavone.

"Hey Joey, what is relative minor of Ab Major?"
Joey: If you've got a major flat you should bring your car to Tony's down on 64th. Tell him Joey sent ya but make sure you don't stare at that thing on his face.
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FractalAudio said:
Ding, ding, we have a winner!!!

Meet Joey, your Fractal Audio AI Assistant. Joey was trained using the collective input of musicians from Boston's South End and Long Island NY.

Here's some examples of Joey's amazing capabilities. Simply say "Hey Joey" and ask your question:

"Hey Joey, how do make a row of all shunts?"
Joey: Figure it out yourself numbnuts. What do I freakin' look like? Someone who cares?

"Hey Joey, where is the setting to adjust the Mono/Stereo configuration?"
Joey: If it was up your butt you'd know it, you stupid gavone.

"Hey Joey, what is relative minor of Ab Major?"
Joey: If you've got a major flat you should bring your car to Tony's down on 64th. Tell him Joey sent ya but make sure you don't stare at that thing on his face.
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Is Joey kangaroo-shaped?
 
FractalAudio said:
No, no, no.

Joey works at Vito's Pizza and Subs. He's a "delivery driver".
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Frankie:
"Hey Joey, so youse be a driver now?"

Joey:
"USB drivers are available on our support page"

Frankie:
"Youse make the best pizza, but there are too many toppings to choose from. Have you tried the Four Cortese family pizza, or those Kemperini Brothers subs? Or that place on 6th Line and Helix Street? Ay badda boom badda bing"

Joey:
"You talking to me???"

Frankie:
"Hey, uh, whatcha doing with that sack full of doorknobs Joey? Joey??!"
 
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