New Fractal product coming!!

[Bertotti]

He does but he doesn't exactly use it to make waffles, if you catch my drift.

He uses it, along with a sack full or doorknobs to "help people understand their circumstances".

We used combination locks in the Marines.

 

[RifferMcDuck]

We used combination locks in the Marines.

Better than our duct tape between two mattresses and throw off the barracks balcony method. Alleged method. Allegedly.

 

[bread]

Me : "Joey when are you delivering my pizza and subs?"

Joey : "soon"

 

[wmich]

So that means no waffles, just Bag a Donuts

 

[Joe Rogers]

Since @FractalAudio let the cat out of the bag, I don't think I'm giving too much away be letting you all know that Joey is based our new sophisticated machine learning tool: Project Magik 8-Ball.

 

[TheBerbs]

"Hey Joey, could you please define 'a few weeks'?"

 

[leagueofkruger]

Since @FractalAudio let the cat out of the bag, I don't think I'm giving too much away be letting you all know that Joey is based our new sophisticated machine learning tool: Project Magik 8-Ball.

Signs point to yes

 

[xarkon]

"Hey Joey, could you please define 'a few weeks'?"

“What’s it to ya?”

 

[Rogerthat]

 

[Peavey Herman]

All this waffle-talk is just a red herring. What's next, hash browns? Riiiight... It's pancakes, folks.

Hash browns made me think, though: Rösti... possible, but... nah. (I think I gotta go, fry some potatoes.)

 

[leagueofkruger]

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All this waffle-talk is just a red herring. What's next, hash browns? Riiiight... It's pancakes, folks.

Hash browns made me think, though: Rösti... possible, but... nah. (I think I gotta go, fry some potatoes.)

Well even if the new product won't involve hash browns, it probably will involve hash tables!

 

[TheBerbs]

“What’s it to ya?”

...and just like that Joey has passed the Turing test.

 

[xarkon]

Well even if the new product won't involve hash browns, it probably will involve hash tables!

I'm thinking that if it's Joey, it involves garbage collection...

 

[lscottk]

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All this waffle-talk is just a red herring. What's next, hash browns? Riiiight... It's pancakes, folks.

Hash browns made me think, though: Rösti... possible, but... nah. (I think I gotta go, fry some potatoes.)

 

[Admin M@]

Since @FractalAudio let the cat out of the bag, I don't think I'm giving too much away be letting you all know that Joey is based our new sophisticated machine learning tool: Project Magik 8-Ball.

"O Magick 8-Ball: If I want to sound like Randy Rhoads, how should I set the controls on my amp?"

"You may rely on it"

 

[pima1234]

No, no, no.

Joey works at Vito's Pizza and Subs. He's a "delivery driver".

 

[leagueofkruger]

"O Magick 8-Ball: If I want to sound like Randy Rhoads, how should I set the controls on my amp?"

"You may rely on it"

"O Magicj 8 Ball: Can I dial in the guitar tone from Gwen Stefanis band?"

"Without a doubt"

 

[TheBerbs]

"O Magicj 8 Ball: Can I dial in the guitar tone from Gwen Stefanis band?"

"Without a doubt"

 

[deathbyguitar]

A prototype Joey showed up at my house about about a month ago and things were going pretty well for awhile. Strangely, door-to-door salesman and political canvassers stopped showing up unannounced. The local HOA suddenly dissolved citing "totally normal circumstances". I haven't heard the next door neighbors dog bark for several weeks.

However, a few nights ago, we had a minor disagreement about something and when I woke up yesterday, all the furniture was covered in plastic. It didn't feel wise to ask him about it.

So I'm staying at a Motel 6 at an undisclosed location. I mean it's fine for right now but do you think this will be fixed in an upcoming firmware update? I want to go home and I'm not sure if my cats are being fed.

 

[Vio]

I'm thinking that if it's Joey, it involves garbage collection...

nah... free's the word!