The way we heard it was, "Do you realize that it takes only 12 CVS receipts to reach the moon and back?"How far is it from the Earth to the sun?
8 CVS receipts![]()
With one you get another, with the other, you've applied yourselfQ: What's the difference between bird flu and swine flu?
A: For one you need tweet-ment; for the other you need oink-ment.
But if you're sitting in the Beer Garden at night, all you'll likely hear is the evenings insects and crickets (the world's tiniest violinists)The worst pub I’ve ever been to was called The Fiddle. It really was a vile Inn.![]()