Dad Jokes

[fcs101]

Q: Why does a pirate need a cell phone?

A: To make booty calls!

 

[fcs101]

Q: Where do pirates go for drinks?

A: To the sandbar!

 

[Freds55]

What's the difference between a hungry pirate and a drunken pirate?
One's a rumbling tummy, and the other's a tumbling rummy!

 

[Freds55]

Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
Because if they flew over the bay, they'd be bagels!

 

[fcs101]

Q: What do you call a stupid pirate?

A: The pillage idiot.

 

[Toopy14]

The first Olympic triathlon swimmer to emerge from the Seine says that the water wasn’t that bad.

 

[Freds55]

Why is pirating addictive?
They say once ye lose yer first hand, ye get hooked!

 

[fcs101]

Q: Why is it impossible to play cards with a pirate?

A: They like to stand on the deck.

 

[DaveO]

Happy Hump Day Peeps!

 

[Freds55]

Hey DaveO that is funny Goodone

 

[Freds55]

When driving an electric car, never turn onto a dead end street.​

you'll be stuck on a road with No Outlet.

 

[Freds55]

If Dodge made an electric car…
Would it be called a Dodge Chargeable

 

[fcs101]

Man, I've got to get one of these!

 

[Freds55]

That is hilarious Cole still snickering on that one!

 

[Freds55]

Did you hear about the new electric car from Germany?
It’s called a Voltswagen.

(Credit for this: Alexa this morning)

 

[fcs101]

Q: What's a pirate's favorite part of any song?

A: The hook!

 

[fcs101]

 

[DaveO]

TGIF!
Why did the calendar refuse to go to the party on Friday night?
Because it already had a date!

 

[Freds55]

Happy Friday guys
Watching a storm that looks like it’s Coming in the Gulf, going to pull our boat out in the morning just to be safe. Man I’ll be glad when Hurricane season is over!
Hope everyone is having a good weekend!

 

[Freds55]

Chevrolet is about to introduce another fully electric car. ​

Many people think it's great but others think it's just re-Volting.