Dad Jokes

[DaveO]

Happy Friday guys
Watching a storm that looks like it’s Coming in the Gulf, going to pull our boat out in the morning just to be safe. Man I’ll be glad when Hurricane season is over!
Hope everyone is having a good weekend!

Be Safe out there, looks like you'll need your umbrella from what the weather channel is forecasting, hope that outlying model track doesn't hit you...

 

[Freds55]

Hopefully if it doesn’t track anymore to the west we should be good just a little wind and rain but we will be watching Debby just in case.
Ready for hurricane season to be over.

 

[fcs101]

Hopefully if it doesn’t track anymore to the west we should be good just a little wind and rain but we will be watching Debby just in case.
Ready for hurricane season to be over.

Q: What do you call a stick that helps you walk faster?

A: A hurricane.

 

[fcs101]

Q: How did the police get rid of flies at the station?

A: They called in the SWAT team.

 

[Freds55]

Goodone Cole that made me laugh!

 

[Freds55]

Why did it take up until last year for Volkswagen to finally manufacture electric cars in the USA?
Because it took them awhile to get the bugs worked out

 

[Freds55]

Dyson is planning to release an electric car by 2025..
I bet they'll suck.

 

[DaveO]

Hopefully if it doesn’t track anymore to the west we should be good just a little wind and rain but we will be watching Debby just in case.
Ready for hurricane season to be over.

Take care Fred!
“Why is it super hard to sneak up on a hurricane?
Because they’re always turning around.”

 

[DaveO]

Why did the math book look sad?
Because it had too many problems!

 

[DaveO]

Why did the computer go to church?
Because it had too many bytes!

 

[DaveO]

How many ears does Captain Kirk have?
Three: the left ear, the right ear, and the final frontier.

 

[Freds55]

Dodged another storm we had a couple of feeder bands come through late yesterday saw a small water spout got pretty windy and a nice rain. Still have the northeast wind when it gets a little further inland will start to see a southwest wind all good in the south.

A second Cash for clunkers program for electric cars would be called ...​

Cash for Clunkers 2 Electric Boogaloo

 

[Freds55]

Why did the thunder apply for a job?
It wanted to make some “sound” investments.

 

[fcs101]

Q: What kind of socks do pirates wear?

A: Arrrrgyle.

 

[fcs101]

Q: What happened to Captain Blue Beard when he fell into the Red Sea?

A: He was marooned!

 

[Freds55]

Why did the thunder get a promotion at work?
It had a “shocking” impact on the team.

 

[fcs101]

You can't make this stuff up!

 

[fcs101]

Q: What do you call a pirate that steals from the rich and gives to the poor?

A: Robin Hook!

 

[DaveO]

Why do banks always have such strong doors?
Because they want to make sure their customers feel safe!

 

[DaveO]

I think I have found a new hobby outside of playing guitar!