Dad Jokes

[fcs101]

Q: Why is pirating so addictive?

A: Once you loose a hand, you're hooked!

 

[DaveO]

Happy Friday Peeps!

 

[fcs101]

Happy Friday Peeps!

Happy Friday!

Q: Why did the pirate go to the Apple Store?

A: He needed a new iPatch!

 

[bleujazz3]

Happy Friday!

Q: Why did the pirate go to the Apple Store?

A: He needed a new iPatch!

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Ok, why does redbeard have a bottle nipple for a peg leg?

 

[Freds55]

Hope you guys have a great weekend. Just finished pouring rain hear. Got the grass cut just in time for a swim.

 

[Freds55]

Where does a one legged pirate go to get a new peg leg?
Answer: You would think IHOP...
but, no, he goes to the ship's carpenter. ARRRRRR!!

 

[Freds55]

Where do upscale pirates go for dinner?
Boston MARRRRRRRRket!

 

[Freds55]

A pirate goes to the doctor to get the moles checked on his back. The doctor says, "There's nothing to worry about, they're benign."

The pirate looks at him surprised and says... "Shiver me timbers! When I spied them in me looking glass this morning, there be only 3!�

 

[DaveO]

Q: Why did the geologist quit his job?
A: He hit rock bottom!

 

[bleujazz3]

Q: Why did the geologist quit his job?
A: He hit rock bottom!

Q: Why did the Dr. Louis B. Leakey, renowned anthropologist/archeologist admire certain progressive bands?
A: His college party pals felt slighted by Leakey's numerous uncovering of fossil secrets, and to allay his fears, persuaded Rush to name an album after Leakey.

 

[DaveO]

Q: Why did the Dr. Louis B. Leakey, renowned anthropologist/archeologist admire certain progressive bands?
A: His college party pals felt slighted by Leakey's numerous uncovering of fossil secrets, and to allay his fears, persuaded Rush to name an album after Leakey.

Why did Dr. Leakey love studying ancient tools? Because he believed they were the original ‘apps’ of human history!