Dad Jokes

Do you know the reason good news hardly ever sells?
Discouraging news has long been a ploy of the news media when they want you to listen.
The same reason sad love songs are a ploy to sell you moisturizer.
Want to maintain healthy skin? Eat your veggies and hydrate.
Meanwhile, once you've had your fill of fun, food, and frolic, stick around towards closing time to listen to slow love ballads, sultry blues singers and the reason to carry the following sign:
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