Dad Jokes

[fcs101]

Q: How can you tell a train has recently past?

A: It'll leave tracks.

 

[Freds55]

You hear about the fight at red lobster?

Four fish were battered!

 

[fcs101]

You hear about the fight at red lobster?

Four fish were battered!

 

[fcs101]

Q: Why was the train traveling backwards?

A: It was just doing some reverse engineering.

 

[fcs101]

Q: What do you call two burglars?

A: A pair of knickers.

 

[Techie]

o wow

 

[DaveO]

Good to hear from you again, Dave. This is what I got when I viewed the funeral home website for the lengthier listing...

Q: What kind of light cake is it that Pillsbury can't do well?
A: Angel food cake.

i love this @bleujazz3 , i knew one of the peeps that were on the animation team for the commercials, had some fun stories...

 

[DaveO]

Welcome back Dave! Haven't seen you in awhile. Hope you are well.

Q: What do you call two men standing in a window?

A: Kurt and Rod

Thanks @fcs101 going good here happy Memorial Day to you sir!

 

[DaveO]

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BTW... RL went down by dividing up assets not the endless shrimp! The Man stuck it to worker again...

 

[Freds55]

Hope you guys have a great Memorial Day weekend!

Hope that thumb is better DaveO

 

[Freds55]

BTW... RL went down by dividing up assets not the endless shrimp! The Man stuck it to worker again...

Well that’s a bummer the RL here is still open. We never go there because there are fresh gulf seafood places we would rather go to for fresh seafood.

 

[DaveO]

 

[Freds55]

How do you tranfer funds even faster than electronic banking? By getting Married.

 

[fcs101]

Q: What do you call a 10 foot stack of frogs?

A: A toad 'em pole.

 

[fcs101]

Q: What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

A: Stuck.

 

[fcs101]

Q: What do you call a one-legged cow?

A: A steak.

 

[DaveO]

 

[fcs101]

 

[Freds55]

What are the two main rules in the Army?
1. The commanding officer is always right.
2. If the commanding officer is not right, see #1

 

[fcs101]

Q: Why does Piglet always smell bad?

A: He plays with Pooh!