Dad Jokes

[Freds55]

Q: Why did the Easter Bunny cross the road?

A: The chicken had his eggs!

And I thought the Easter egg said to the other Easter egg, “You crack me up!”

Hi Guys I hope you guys are all doing good.

Hope you all Have a Happy Easter

Green eggs an Ham and sweet potatoes is on the menu here. Lol Hope you have a great Easter with the family

What do you need if your chocolate eggs suddenly go missing?
An eggs planation!

 

[Freds55]

How can you tell where the Easter Bunny has been?
Eggs marks the spot!

 

[Freds55]

Did you hear about the house infested with Easter eggs?
It needed an eggs-terminator!

 

[fcs101]

Q: What do you call an Easter Bunny with a bad memory?

A: A hare-brain!

 

[fcs101]

Q: What do the Easter Bunny and Michael Jordan have in common?

A: They've both stuffed a lot of baskets!

 

[Freds55]

Q: What do the Easter Bunny and Michael Jordan have in common?

A: They've both stuffed a lot of baskets!

That was a Goodone!

 

[Freds55]

What is the Easter Bunny's favorite sport?
Basket ball!

 

[Freds55]

Where did the Easter Bunny learn to ski?
A bunny hill!

 

[DaveO]

 

[DaveO]

Happy Easter! May your day be filled with joy, colorful eggs, and delightful surprises. Whether you’re celebrating with family, friends, or enjoying some peaceful moments, I hope it’s a day of renewal and happiness.

 

[DaveO]

A weasel walks into a bar. The Barman says, “Beer?” The weasel shakes his head. “Okay…
What can I get for you?”
“Pop…” goes the weasel.

 

[fcs101]

Happy Easter peeps! (Pun intended )

 

[Freds55]

Did you hear about the guy that invented the snooze button on your alarm clock.
He hasn't got anything done ever since!

 

[fcs101]

Q: Why did the boy spread peanut butter on the road?

A: To go with the traffic jam!

 

[fcs101]

Q: Why was the celery served with a restraining order?

A: He was stalking.

 

[Joe Bfstplk]

 

[fcs101]

 

[fcs101]

Q: What's a shark's favorite sandwich?

A: Peanut butter and jellyfish.

 

[bleujazz3]

Re-write to the Frank Sinatra tune: "My Way"

"I've lived a life that's full and I travel each and every highway...
And more... much more than this...I did it my way...
Rugrats, I've had a few, but then again, too few to mention..."

 

[fcs101]

I used to have an amazing device that would lead me to mushrooms...now it seems I've lost my Morel compass.