Husband: "How was holiday shopping, dear?"
Wife: "Don't start. And wait until I've had a glass of wine before we can speak peacefully."
Husband: "Something wrong?"
Wife: "Mmmm. Please wait until I've changed clothes, poured myself a glass, and put my feet up."
Husband: (Hums Final Jeopardy theme music)
Wife: (Returns from bedroom) "Phew. I'm not sure I can keep up with the neighbors this year. The holidays just seem so...stressful, that the meaning of the holiday is lost."
Husband: "You mean, "Ho, ho, ho" and presents and little girls?"
Wife: "When did you begin quoting Peanuts Christmas?"
Husband: "Contrary to popular belief, I listen to people when they have issues, and don't turn them away. The meaning of the holiday isn't so much about giving gifts and family time as it is about seeking peace and love in this troubled world of ours. That begins with us at home."
Wife: "Aw, you know just the right things to say."
Husband: "So tell me, what did you find and tell me you saved a bundle by being a savvy shopper."
Wife: "Well, it's a long story, so grab a beer from the fridge and we'll chat awhile..."
The End. And They Lived Happily Ever After.