Never put off until tomorrow what you can put off indefinitely.I was going to join Procrastinators Anonymous today but I put it off until tomorrow.
It may choke Arti but it's not gonna choke me!How do you make an artichoke.
You strangle it. Lol
Not used yet. Good one!Old one that's probably already been said.
Two peanuts found walking down the street. One was a salted. News at 11!
Not bad…what elf you got?How much does it cost Santa to park his sleigh?"
Nothing, it's on the house