Dad Jokes

[fcs101]

Q: Why do seagulls fly over the ocean?

A: If they flew over the bay, they'd be bagels!

 

[Freds55]

Why does the ghost always need more books?
She goes through them too quickly. Lol

 

[Freds55]

I had plans to begin reading a book about sinkholes, but they fell through

 

[bleujazz3]

I said I'd answer the question I left with you last week.
I said I'd go over the question with you next time we met.
You said I was wasting your time and you were too hungover from partying last night to make it to class today.
Helluva study partner you are.

 

[fcs101]

Q: Why did Adele cross the road?

A: To say "Hello from the other side!"

 

[Freds55]

What happens when frogs park illegally?
They get toad. Lol

 

[Freds55]

My wife said I ruined her birthday. I’m not sure how I did that,
I didn’t even KNOW it was her birthday!

 

[TSJMajesty]

Do you guys have a book of these or what?

 

[TravisG406]

You can lead a horse to water but a pencil must be led.
Time flies like the wind, fruit flies like bananas.

 

[Freds55]

What happened to the Bee when he got swatted by one of the walking dead.
He turned into a Zom-Bee lol

 

[Freds55]

My neighbor just yelled at her kids so loud that even I brushed my teeth and went to bed. Lol

 

[fcs101]

My neighbor just yelled at her kids so loud that even I brushed my teeth and went to bed. Lol

Are you sure you don't live next door to me? That's like our house every night!

 

[Freds55]

Why did the squirrel like my friend? Because my friend is nuts lol

 

[Freds55]

Are you sure you don't live next door to me? That's like our house every night!

That really mad me laugh. Everybody needs a good chuckle every now and then.

 

[fcs101]

Q: How does an eskimo build his house?

A: Igloos it together!

 

[Freds55]

I just finished this book about Mount Everest. It was a cliff-hanger.

 

[notalemming]

I was going to join Procrastinators Anonymous today but I put it off until tomorrow.

 

[Freds55]

What do you call an old snowman.
Water.

 

[fcs101]

Q: What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday?

A: Aye, matey!!!

 

[Freds55]

Yesterday I saw a guy spill all his scrabble letters on the road I asked him?

What’s the word on the street. Lol