Michael Angelo Batio (Nice guy, but I feel like I am being force fed velveeta cheese when I see double neck guitar solos.)
Jack White (He's always talking about soul in music, and he plays nothing but powerchords)
John Frusciante (Early stuff not bad at all, then there was "Snow (Hey Oh)"
The Red Hot Chili Peppers - Snow (Hey Oh) Album Version - YouTube)
Jeff Loomis (Nevermore were corny as hell IMO)
The Dragon Force guys (fuck its impressive, but fuck its stupid)
Tom Morello (extreme leftist hypocrite. please choke on a Che Guevara T-shirt)
Tony McKenzie