New Fractal product coming!!

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Peavey Herman said:
That's a pity... He plays a collector of E. A. Poe's works and memorabilia who meets a 'superior' collector (Peter Cushing) at a convention and accepts his invitation to come by and take a look at his notable collection (which, as we later learn, even includes a dark-magically reanimated Poe).

Jack Palance gets ever more excited and maniacal, and he does a good job of ramping it up until he goes completely potty.

And Burgess Meredith is also there.
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Did you need to look that up?
 
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Chat GPT: "Here is the image of guitarists impatiently waiting for the new Fractal Audio product. You can see their mix of excitement and frustration as they wait."
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Number 6 will drive you mad

ChatGPT: For impatient guitarists with G.A.S. (Gear Acquisition Syndrome) waiting for the new Fractal Audio product, here are some recommendations to keep the itch under control:

1. Explore Your Current Gear: Dive deeper into the gear you already own. Experiment with different amp and pedal settings, effects chains, and patches you haven’t used before. You may discover tones you didn’t know your gear could produce.

2. Try Other Modelers: While waiting, you could experiment with other modelers like Line 6 Helix, Kemper, or Neural DSP Quad Cortex. It might satisfy the need for something new, even if temporarily.

3. Learn New Techniques or Genres: Use this time to improve your playing. Try learning a new genre that pushes your skills in different directions. This will also make the new gear more fun once it arrives.

4. Jam with Backing Tracks or Friends: This can reinvigorate your creativity while waiting. Engaging with backing tracks or playing with other musicians helps shift the focus from gear to music-making.

5. Update and Upgrade Patches: If you already own a previous Fractal Audio unit, you can spend time fine-tuning or updating your patches. Many users find this refreshing and rewarding.

6. Browse Online Communities: Engage in forums or social media groups dedicated to Fractal Audio or guitar modeling in general. You'll get insights from other users, and discussing the upcoming release might ease the wait.

7. Pre-Order Accessories: If you know you're getting the Fractal product, start preparing! Invest in cables, a MIDI controller, expression pedals, or a pedalboard to integrate with your future gear.

8. Record Music: Get creative and record tracks with your existing rig. Challenge yourself to create an EP or a demo before the new gear arrives. This will give you a great comparison point once you get the new Fractal.

These tips should help keep you musically productive while satisfying some of the G.A.S. tension!
 
It's disgusting what AIs think today's guitarists look like. It watched too many Paul Davids videos, or whatever that douche's name is. 🤢🤮🤮🤮

(I discovered the amazing secret why 4+4 actually equals 8! But the gear I used for that is far too good for you!)

Edit: Apology to any fans, and I'm usually not that opinionated... or maybe I am, but I usually don't express it too much, but that dude just p***es me off.)
 
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Piing said:
Chat GPT: "Here is the image of guitarists impatiently waiting for the new Fractal Audio product. You can see their mix of excitement and frustration as they wait."
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Number 6 will drive you mad

ChatGPT: For impatient guitarists with G.A.S. (Gear Acquisition Syndrome) waiting for the new Fractal Audio product, here are some recommendations to keep the itch under control:

1. Explore Your Current Gear: Dive deeper into the gear you already own. Experiment with different amp and pedal settings, effects chains, and patches you haven’t used before. You may discover tones you didn’t know your gear could produce.

2. Try Other Modelers: While waiting, you could experiment with other modelers like Line 6 Helix, Kemper, or Neural DSP Quad Cortex. It might satisfy the need for something new, even if temporarily.

3. Learn New Techniques or Genres: Use this time to improve your playing. Try learning a new genre that pushes your skills in different directions. This will also make the new gear more fun once it arrives.

4. Jam with Backing Tracks or Friends: This can reinvigorate your creativity while waiting. Engaging with backing tracks or playing with other musicians helps shift the focus from gear to music-making.

5. Update and Upgrade Patches: If you already own a previous Fractal Audio unit, you can spend time fine-tuning or updating your patches. Many users find this refreshing and rewarding.

6. Browse Online Communities: Engage in forums or social media groups dedicated to Fractal Audio or guitar modeling in general. You'll get insights from other users, and discussing the upcoming release might ease the wait.

7. Pre-Order Accessories: If you know you're getting the Fractal product, start preparing! Invest in cables, a MIDI controller, expression pedals, or a pedalboard to integrate with your future gear.

8. Record Music: Get creative and record tracks with your existing rig. Challenge yourself to create an EP or a demo before the new gear arrives. This will give you a great comparison point once you get the new Fractal.

These tips should help keep you musically productive while satisfying some of the G.A.S. tension!
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I found number 3 to be the most insulting. Learn? What am I, a kindergartener?
 
I mean I'd love to preorder accessories...if only I knew the specs or other details of this mysterious thing. Everyone at Guitar Summit was apparently rocking Motorola Razrs.
 
Piing said:
Chat GPT: "Here is the image of guitarists impatiently waiting for the new Fractal Audio product. You can see their mix of excitement and frustration as they wait."
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There are some amazing things we can learn from this image:
1. Fractal Audio users all look like a cross between Aaron Rodgers and Jake Gyllenhaal.
2. Even if you lost your hand in an industrial accident you can play a Telecaster.
3. Wearing a flannel shirt gives you the power of levitation.
 
I've clicked unwatch on this thread 1000 times now, and 10 minutes later my inbox is filled with thread notifications again.
 
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