Dad Jokes

fcs101 said:
Q: What do drugs and a cheap plumber have in common?

A: They only provide a temporary fix.
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Q: What do chimney blocks do?
A: Direct smoke upwards.
Q: Why are New Zealander's nicknamed "Kiwi's"?
A: Because of the indigenous hairy flightless bird found in NZ.
Q: Why do computers contain all sorts of font?
A: Reading Times New Roman gets pretty boring, so Apple tossed in a boatload of choices to select from.
Q: Why do stones and sticks hurt more than names?
A: How you conduct yourself is like remembering to brush your teeth. If you forget, ask your friend for a tic-tac.
Q: What's the difference between a Russet and a fingerling?
A: One, you bake, the other, is just small potatoes.
Q: What happens if you put your hand down a cardboard tube?
A: Too late.
 
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So the awaited trip to Paris will be wonderful. We get to see the city of lights, schmooze with the cheesemakers and bakers, the wine makers, and espresso baristas. Even will bringing home a souvenir...no, not a beret, a baker's apron for handling my usual kitchen duties.

Of course, if plans fall through, no big deal. My niece (the princess bride) will soon walk down the aisle this autumn. That's all that matters. We're very happy for her, considering that she followed in my musical footsteps, graduated with a bachelor's in jazz studies and a masters in brain and mind development from Harvard, no less.

There's my 2¢. Remind me to save up this month for a new toner cartridge.
 
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