A young man was celebrating his native culture one weekend until he suffered a clenched jaw. Thinking it might be something serious, because it was so painful, he arranged to be seen by a doctor that day. The doctor did a thorough exam and concluded, "Well, it seems that you dislocated your mandible somehow. Just how, I don't know. Perhaps you can shed some light on this and then we'll get you set up with a chiropractor to correct this."
The young man motioned for a pen and paper and wrote, "Had a premonition yesterday that a beautiful woman would meet me but we would not hit it off well. In fact, she would be insulted by my joke."
Doc reads and says, "What joke?"
Young man wrote: "That her beautiful feet in her leather sandals reminded me of my aunt's camel-toe. Next thing I knew, I woke up lying on the grass in the park where we met, with the clenched jaw."