Once I was offered a ride up to Stowe and Burlington VT on a ski trip...they said I was going to be the guinea pig, so I left and drove over to New Hamster instead.Q: Why is a ski trip a bad idea?
A: They may start fine, but they always go downhill.
Nothing ever scares snow globes. They've got 2 daughters.Q: Do snow globes ever get scared?
A: No, just shaken.