Dad Jokes

[GuitarChapPappa]

 

[fcs101]

Q: What do you call Iron Man and Silver Surfer when they team up?

A: Alloys.

 

[fcs101]

Q: What to clouds do when they get rich?

A: Make it rain!

 

[fcs101]

Q: What side did the frog have with his burger?

A: French flies.

 

[fcs101]

 

[DaveO]

 

[Freds55]

Got off my Harley in a parking lot in new Smyrna Beach. Thought I’d put my glasses in my saddle bag never saw them again. Had to go buy a pair of cheaters so I could read the menu. Lol

Been getting a little weather from Francine been storming since about 2 o’clock in the morning nothing bad so far fingers crossed no tornadoes. Hopefully this will be over soon. Me and our Jack Russle have been bonding since two this morning.

 

[DaveO]

Got off my Harley in a parking lot in new Smyrna Beach. Thought I’d put my glasses in my saddle bag never saw them again. Had to go buy a pair of cheaters so I could read the menu. Lol

Been getting a little weather from Francine been storming since about 2 o’clock in the morning nothing bad so far fingers crossed no tornadoes. Hopefully this will be over soon. Me and our Jack Russle have been bonding since two this morning.

Stay safe out there Fred, hope that nasty Francine misses you over there...

How dose a tornado check time?
It checks the storm watch!

 

[fcs101]

My friend fell into an upholstery machine. He's fully recovered now.

 

[fcs101]

Q: Why did the cop pull over the U-Haul?

A: He wanted to bust a move.

 

[Freds55]

Stay safe out there Fred, hope that nasty Francine misses you over there...

How dose a tornado check time?
It checks the storm watch!

All good here DaveO had several water spouts this morning but none caused anyone any grief thank goodness.
Hope you guys are all doing well…

I can’t decide whether to grill chicken breasts or chicken thighs.
I guess I’ll just wing it. Lol

 

[Freds55]

At the office bbq I grilled a medium-rare steak for my boss, and he said, “I like it well done!”
I said, “Thanks. That means a lot.”

 

[Freds55]

It took me two hours to grill a chicken the other day, and it still didn’t tell me why it crossed the road.

 

[DaveO]

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[bleujazz3]

My friend fell into an upholstery machine. He's fully recovered now.

Um, why does this seem to say, "Congratulations! Here's to buggery!" One thing to think about...

 

[wmich]

Still haven't heard anything better than this from Last of Us.
"I stayed up all night wondering where the sun went, then it dawned on me"

 

[fcs101]

Still haven't heard anything better than this from Last of Us.
"I stayed up all night wondering where the sun went, then it dawned on me"

I kept wondering why the ball was getting bigger, then it hit me.

 

[fcs101]

Q: What's a knight's favorite seafood?

A: Swordfish.

 

[pauly]

Q: Why did God invent Jap bikes?
A: To keep fuckwits off Harleys.

Got off my Harley in a parking lot in new Smyrna Beach. Thought I’d put my glasses in my saddle bag never saw them again. Had to go buy a pair of cheaters so I could read the menu. Lol

Been getting a little weather from Francine been storming since about 2 o’clock in the morning nothing bad so far fingers crossed no tornadoes. Hopefully this will be over soon. Me and our Jack Russle have been bonding since two this morning.

 

[HaPe57]

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