Two old women were sitting outside a convention center where an event was being held, and one leaned over to another and said,
"I'll give you $20 if you run naked through the convention center."
The 2nd thought: "Hmm. I could use the $20."
So, a few minutes later the old biddy dashed through the convention center completely in the buff.
About 10 minutes later, she retuned, hold a large bouquet and a huge blue ribbon.
"What happened?" asked the 1st.
"It was a flower show, and I won 1st prize for best dried arrangement."