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First you want me to make pie crust after 22:00h, then you tell me I must make my own lard? Am I supposed to mill my self-grown wheat as well? 🤡
Don't forget to milk your own cow so you can make your own butter. And grow your own apples. And smelt your own metal so you can make your own peeler to peel your own apples. And grow your own cinnamon, and make your own cinnamon grinder, and grow your own sugar cane, and a machete to harvest the sugar cane, and . . . I know that I'm forgetting something . . . granulate your own sugar, maybe? Buy a fleet of hamsters with a jumbo hamster wheel to generate electricity for the oven?

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Don't forget to milk your own cow so you can make your own butter. And grow your own apples. And smelt your own metal so you can make your own peeler to peel your own apples. And grow your own cinnamon, and make your own cinnamon grinder, and grow your own sugar cane, and a machete to harvest the sugar cane, and . . . I know that I'm forgetting something . . . granulate your own sugar, maybe? Buy a fleet of hamsters with a jumbo hamster wheel to generate electricity for the oven?

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You did forget something.... Make your own beer. It will make everything you cook taste better....
 
Don't forget to milk your own cow so you can make your own butter. And grow your own apples. And smelt your own metal so you can make your own peeler to peel your own apples. And grow your own cinnamon, and make your own cinnamon grinder, and grow your own sugar cane, and a machete to harvest the sugar cane, and . . . I know that I'm forgetting something . . . granulate your own sugar, maybe? Buy a fleet of hamsters with a jumbo hamster wheel to generate electricity for the oven?

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You forgot blow for the hamsters to make sure they can hit a steady 220V output while baking....
 
yea but cliff didn't say "soon" he said in a few weeks and we are 2 months down the line...

He doesn't need to say it. It is determined by universal axiom, and it is duly documented at Wikipedia. We all know that it will be soon. All FAS products and firmware updates have always been released soon. Rest assured that this is not going to be the exception.

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"A few" is a relative term. 52 weeks are "a few" compared to a century, 8563910 weeks are "a few" compared to the age of the universe.
 
Don't forget to milk your own cow so you can make your own butter. And grow your own apples. And smelt your own metal so you can make your own peeler to peel your own apples. And grow your own cinnamon, and make your own cinnamon grinder, and grow your own sugar cane, and a machete to harvest the sugar cane, and . . . I know that I'm forgetting something . . . granulate your own sugar, maybe? Buy a fleet of hamsters with a jumbo hamster wheel to generate electricity for the oven?

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Everything before grow your own cinnamon I have done. I have cut and eaten sugar cane once. Not a viable crop in South Dakota.
 
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