You might be a fractalite (fasjunkie?) if

[6L6C]

I know that I'm sad, but that is actually how I have it.

Don't worry you are not alone.

 

[jjozwia]

You have read this thread

 

[Johan Allard]

(Somebody, PLEASE *like* this. Please, please! )

Nothing like a bit of emotional blackmail (expecting a *like* back now )!

 

[unix-guy]

You might be a Fractallite if...

You have never been happier with your tone.
You feel an instant bond with anyone else using an Axe Fx.
You feel smug when you walk past the amps and effects pedals in the local music store.
You sold off your amps and pedals and used the money to buy more guitars.
You watch a new Premier Guitar rig rundown and skip ahead to the Amps and Effects part to see if they are using the Axe Fx.

I must qualify - I got all of those!


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[symphx]

You thought Mark Day was your surrogate father and fairy godmother and savior at the same time. (when I first heard his recordings I couldnt get this darn black box out of my mind)

 

[Solarfire]

You might be a Fractalite if...

...you've ever had to answer the question, "Where do I put the mic?"

Answer: Bend over and I'll show ya...

 

[Stringmanipulator]

You might be a fractallite if ..

the first thing you ask a fellow Axe user is what firmware he or she is using ...

or

if you sometimes browse youtube and listen to a gear review for about 15 seconds and then
just think .. ahhh I can do that in five sec with my axe fx standing on my head any day of the week ..




you sometimes find yourself pondering on what you can sell to afford to buy axe fx III when it arrives ..

 

[Stringmanipulator]

You find yourself talking to somebody in a music store obsessing over an amp and you think
.. oh you poor bastard you're really missing out the other 180 amps and awesome effects ...
you ain't heard nothing yet !

 

[don_joe]

...you're thinking about presets even while having a no.2 on the toilet.

 

[Narzugon]

...you're thinking about presets even while having a no.2 on the toilet.

Too much information brother!

 

[Narzugon]

You have a Fractal tattoo on your wife's/girl friend's ass.

This would be a hardcore Fractalite. Does anyone qualify? Pics or it doesn't exist!

 

[AlGrenadine]

You're not a Fractalite if you haven't installed AxeFXSend and the new FractalUpdate : http://forum.fractalaudio.com/axe-f...ctalupdate-never-miss-update.html#post1038699

 

[Ron_R]

You find yourself talking to somebody in a music store obsessing over an amp and you think
.. oh you poor bastard you're really missing out the other 180 amps and awesome effects ...
you ain't heard nothing yet !

LOL I was just saying this to the super cool guy at the local GC who is the Tech there. He does an amazing job setting up my guitars when they really need a good tune up and is friends with the lead guitar player of Symphony X. He's been GASsing for an Axe FX for years and I'm trying to tip his hat.

Hi everyone, my name is Ron and I'm a Fractalite...

 

[fenderbender]

You are a fractalite if you know everything about tube amps and never use one!

 

[Sixstring]

If this is the only forum you post in!

 

[Zwiebelchen]

You keep giving advice never to update the Axe one hour before a gig, but never follow that advice.

True story.

 

[Rotti]

...if it's been almost 4 weeks since a FW update and you start to worry that something might be wrong.

 

[Fabio KTG]

You start to believe that owning a cat will allow you to understand the principles behind the flux capacitor deviation across the voltage plate of a vacuum tube.