You might be a fractalite (fasjunkie?) if

[Stringmanipulator]

Don't know if this been done before but

If you spend more time browsing the forum obsessing about parameters in the latest firmware than you do actually play yer guitar ..

then you might be a ....





anyone wanna pitch in?

 

[boltrecords]

You no longer have gear related low back problems.

 

[NMG]

You are told by your new band mates that you have the best tone they ve heard. Then asks what tubes it uses

Regards,

 

[Stillbruch]

You are plowing through the FAS forums instead of listening to the professor lecturing on administrative law.

 

[AlGrenadine]

Your web browser opens on forum.fractalaudio.com !

 

[Rotti]

You circle all the Fridays on your calendar to remind you to check for FW updates.

 

[Fabio KTG]

Your web browser opens on forum.fractalaudio.com !

I know that I'm sad, but that is actually how I have it.

 

[shemihazazel]

If you have an overly aggressive response to the word "Soon".

 

[smcrosby]

... a tonal twerker!

 

[shasha]

You're logged into the forum on 4 different devices 24/7 so that you can check from anywhere, anytime.

 

[addedc]

You check the forum a couple of times a day even though there's nothing about your rig or tone you really want to change.

 

[Fabio KTG]

You feel the constant nagging urge to check if anyone has liked any witty or informative comment that you made in the last 3 and a 1/2 seconds.

 

[Tone Collector]

. . . you still have an Ultra, an Axe II, and are considering getting the XL ~ ~ ~

 

[Fabio KTG]

You begin to wonder how on earth your internet service provider is allowed to call 300 Gigabytes per month "unlimited."

 

[Rook]

You might be a Fractallite if...

You have never been happier with your tone.
You feel an instant bond with anyone else using an Axe Fx.
You feel smug when you walk past the amps and effects pedals in the local music store.
You sold off your amps and pedals and used the money to buy more guitars.
You watch a new Premier Guitar rig rundown and skip ahead to the Amps and Effects part to see if they are using the Axe Fx.

 

[Rex]

You might be a Fractalite if...

...you've ever had to answer the question, "Where do I put the mic?"

 

[EJ James (Street)]

You might be a Fractalite if...

You no longer have G.A.S. for amps, cabs, and effects.

 

[Johan Allard]

You’ve used Fluid - Turn Your Favorite Web Apps into Real Mac Apps. to create a separate Fractal Forum app to keep separate from your normal browser. What, no one else???

 

[Brock]

You feel the constant nagging urge to check if anyone has liked any witty or informative comment that you made in the last 3 and a 1/2 seconds.

Man, thank God I'm not the only one!

(Somebody, PLEASE *like* this. Please, please! )

 

[Rotti]

You might be a Fractallite if...

You have never been happier with your tone.
You feel an instant bond with anyone else using an Axe Fx.
You feel smug when you walk past the amps and effects pedals in the local music store.
You sold off your amps and pedals and used the money to buy more guitars.
You watch a new Premier Guitar rig rundown and skip ahead to the Amps and Effects part to see if they are using the Axe Fx.

ROFL! So true!
5150, yeah, I got one of those.
JVM, got it. Dual Rec, got two.
Fender, got 'em all.
Bogner, Diezel, Dumble...