Highcastle_of_Tone
Power User
I don't come here for Cliff's movie reviews, but I'll take them all the same.
Hey, don't dis the John Deeres, they'll pull a plow or crawl through mud that's 3' deep a lot faster than any Dodge Challenger. Hell, it'd pull the bumper off the Challenger dragging it through the mud and I'd laugh about it.Another nuance is that a 72 Dodge Challenger with a 4.9 liter V8 is considered bad-ass despite the fact that 72 Dodge Challengers were rated in cubic inches and Dodge never made a 4.9 liter V8 and even if they did in 1972 it would've been about as fast as a John Deere.
The first two Deadpool movies are high on my list of funny, mindless, entertainment. Ryan Reynolds is insane.I saw this about a month ago… Really enjoyed it… Was looking for something similar. Hard to find good movies.
I'll be right over!Oh, and no one likes to watch a movie with me. I wonder why???
Nobody stars Bob Odenkirk (Better Call Saul, The Great English Baking Show, Dora the Explorer) as Keanu Reeve's brother Hutch Wick. Russian mobsters break into Hutch's house and kill his puppy or something like that.
Turns out Hutch is a former member of the assassin's guild or something like that. Hutch has sworn off that former life but is dragged back into it and exacts his revenge on the Russian mob.
The plot revolves around, uh, well, Hutch killing Russian mobsters. I imagine the screenplay goes something like this:
Scene 1:
Hutch is on a bus and Russian mobsters come aboard. He kills them all.
Scene 2:
Hutch is in his house and Russian mobsters break in. He kills them all.
Scene 3:
Hutch is at the factory and Russian mobsters break in. He kills them all.
As you can see the plot is intricate and filled with nuance and unique twists. One of these unique twists is that Hutch is married to Wonder Woman's mother. She has no idea Hutch is a killing machine in a 5' 8" 146 lb. frame. But he is. Despite his diminutive size he is able to throw 250 lb. muscle-bound goons through windows and withstand blows to the head.
Another nuance is that a 72 Dodge Challenger with a 4.9 liter V8 is considered bad-ass despite the fact that 72 Dodge Challengers were rated in cubic inches and Dodge never made a 4.9 liter V8 and even if they did in 1972 it would've been about as fast as a John Deere.
Christopher Lloyd (Battlestar Galactica, The Color Purple, Showgirls) stars as Hutch's father and is also a killing machine despite using a walker with tennis ball on the front legs and needing frequent insulin injections.
If you are in the mood for a cerebral story with multiple plot twists and unexpected turns (i.e. a bad guy gets shot in the back just as he is about to shoot the hero) then Hutch Wick iV is the movie for you.