willowdale
Fractal Fanatic
I'm almost positive that there is more to this release than 10 and AE.
I just think there are a couple more amp models. We'll see................eventually................soon............I think............
I'm almost positive that there is more to this release than 10 and AE.
I just hope the the wait and the meaning behind Scott Peterson's "soon you will all see why it has taken so long" post, is NOT because of introducing the AxeFX III ...
All these speculations! Some Axe Fx 2 owners are suffering from firmware acquisition syndrome which the people affected by the anticipation .makes them believe that they'll become better guitar players as soon as they upgrade to FW10. Also they suffer from sleeplessness, decrease in appetite, nausea,mood swings, erectile disfunction, irregular heart beat, excessive forum posting and in rare occasions kidney stones and severe urethral staph infections. Sudden death has been reported when they do the upgrade and their unit crashes or when the expectations was so high and the upgrade did not meet their expectations because they didn't become better players immediately after the installation! Lol!
All these speculations! Some Axe Fx 2 owners are suffering from firmware acquisition syndrome which the people affected by the anticipation .makes them believe that they'll become better guitar players as soon as they upgrade to FW10. Also they suffer from sleeplessness, decrease in appetite, nausea,mood swings, erectile disfunction, irregular heart beat, excessive forum posting and in rare occasions kidney stones and severe urethral staph infections. Sudden death has been reported when they do the upgrade and their unit crashes or when the expectations was so high and the upgrade did not meet their expectations because they didn't become better players immediately after the installation! Lol!
All these speculations! Some Axe Fx 2 owners are suffering from firmware acquisition syndrome which the people affected by the anticipation .makes them believe that they'll become better guitar players as soon as they upgrade to FW10. Also they suffer from sleeplessness, decrease in appetite, nausea,mood swings, erectile disfunction, irregular heart beat, excessive forum posting and in rare occasions kidney stones and severe urethral staph infections. Sudden death has been reported when they do the upgrade and their unit crashes or when the expectations was so high and the upgrade did not meet their expectations because they didn't become better players immediately after the installation! Lol!
A coincidence the acronym for 'Firmware Acquisition Syndrome' is FAS? I think not.
I just hope the the wait and the meaning behind Scott Peterson's "soon you will all see why it has taken so long" post, is NOT because of introducing the AxeFX III ...
My guess is that it's a clothing line. Including but not limited to undergarments, outer garments and a giant foam cowboy hat.
All these speculations! Some Axe Fx 2 owners are suffering from firmware acquisition syndrome which the people affected by the anticipation .makes them believe that they'll become better guitar players as soon as they upgrade to FW10. Also they suffer from sleeplessness, decrease in appetite, nausea,mood swings, erectile disfunction, irregular heart beat, excessive forum posting and in rare occasions kidney stones and severe urethral staph infections. Sudden death has been reported when they do the upgrade and their unit crashes or when the expectations was so high and the upgrade did not meet their expectations because they didn't become better players immediately after the installation! Lol!
Wait.... I thought the AxeFX III WAS the "little blue pill for guitar players" !?
I can't wait for Axe Fx 4! I heard rumors that Cliff is working on a totally new technology that will require a small out patient procedure were they install these electrodes in the part of your brain responsible for your hand coordination and you can plug these electrodes into the new Axe Fx 4. These electrode will do a similar thing like in the movie The Matrix when Neo was being programed, but instead if waking up saying " I know Kung Fu " you'll wake up saying " I can play like Paul Gilbert" or "Allan Holdsworth " lol
I can't wait for Axe Fx 4! I heard rumors that Cliff is working on a totally new technology that will require a small out patient procedure were they install these electrodes in the part of your brain responsible for your hand coordination and you can plug these electrodes into the new Axe Fx 4. These electrode will do a similar thing like in the movie The Matrix when Neo was being programed, but instead if waking up saying " I know Kung Fu " you'll wake up saying " I can play like Paul Gilbert" or "Allan Holdsworth " lol
My guess is that it's a clothing line. Including but not limited to undergarments, outer garments and a giant foam cowboy hat.
Well, I HOPE FAS is giving away a FREE pair of Underwear with each install of V10... I have a feeling everyone is going to need a new pair when they hear it... ;-)
... or maybe Gibson will release a new Robot Guitar with the AxeFX 3 built into it with a bluetooth-enabled MFC...