So you use an advanced digital processor but don't have (or are averse to using) a computer or access to the internet? That seems odd to me.
I bought a house, relatively new construction a few years ago in a 'close to metro' area.
Big huge major shopping center just a few minutes down the road.
Guy from AT&T stops by at one point while I'm here to let me know that Uverse is coming 'soon'.
Turns out, I'm in a dead zone as far as internet access is concerned.
AT&T DOES offer DSL/Uverse here, but it's a very few number of slots and you've got to get very lucky and manage to score a slot in between someone moving/canceling service and someone else jumping on it first.
Bright House flat-out refused to run cable from the main road to my house, 'sorry, we just don't have plans to run it there'. It's a couple hundred feet off the main road, hardly an excursion.
A beautiful ridge with a fantastic treeline blocks access to the part of the sky required for satellite service.
I'm also in in a near-perfectly dead spot as far as cell service, from ALL the 4 major providers.
So, my option for internet service is an obscenely overpriced plan from Verizon using one of their wifi hotspots, with an external antenna on an extension about 40' in the air.
I'm very very careful to turn it on only as needed because the overage charges are extremely high and they mount up QUICKLY.
I loved this place when I first moved in, but now, due to the utter lack of connectivity, I f'ing HATE it, to the point of near depression.
So yeah, even though I realize I'm probably an outlier, there ARE those of us for whom having to have a reliable and/or dedicated internet connection would be prohibitive.