Tonedeaf
Power User
Good thing she didn't mistake it for whipped cream.
Good thing she didn't mistake it for whipped cream.
Americans will do anything to avoid using the metric system, huh?Grandpa used to describe the size of everything in terms of a calf. For instance, if he was describing a large dog, he would say it was "about as big as a calf." Or about a car, he would say it "could seat for calves comfortably." (Oh, that was another thing: how many calves could ride in something.)
One time he was talking about a calf he had, and I asked him how big it was. He said it was "about three-quarters as big as a calf."
Sometimes Grandpa would tell time by calves. If you asked him how long something would take, he'd say "About as long as it takes a calf to drive over here." - Jack Handey
I have honestly seen guys checking levels in the store by placing one against another!
The Imperial System....the flavor of Freedom!Americans will do anything to avoid using the metric system, huh?
If it weren’t for drugs Americans would know nothing about the metric system.Americans will do anything to avoid using the metric system, huh?
If it weren’t for drugs Americans would know nothing about the metric system.
I used to work in a materials testing lab where we used both metric and Imperial measurements, but it wasn't until I got into a umm...different...business in the '80s that I learned there were 28 grams to an ounce.If it weren’t for drugs Americans would know nothing about the metric system.
. . . Or hemorrhoid cream.Good thing she didn't mistake it for whipped cream.
Im guessing the cow had either chicken nuggets or a Fish Filet with F.F.Mooooo! Seriously! This person drove through McD's with three calves in the back seat!
https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2021/0...field-Wisconsin-Jessica-Nelson/2751630088490/
Hot apple pieIm guessing the cow had either chicken nuggets or a Fish Filet with F.F.
that's f-n cool!Sponge Bob has either grown or Patrick is losing weight...
https://www.npr.org/2021/07/31/1022837166/real-life-spongebob-squarepants-noaa-expedition