I can relate with the strat wiring! Been there many times.
A drop in solution that requires no soldering is a complete preamp build. Easy on y'all , but hard, a lot of hours, and expensive on me. This is what I want Fender to do.
A drop in board that requires a little soldering and cutting out some stuff, that uses their first 2 and last 2 amp stages and their on board power amp... is pretty easy to do and not terribly expensive. And will solve the hiss completely, but it will mean a lot of emails and customer support from me.....And it exposes my eq design to anyone.. cough cough Uli Behringer.
Bypassing the eq is one wire, cutting 2 jumpers, and adding a 10k bias resistor to the last (crossover) stages. It would need 2 bands of global eq, and a tuned PEQ block would be the eq. That's gonna be free if they don't want to play.
Fender, your move