Dad Jokes

[DaveO]

 

[DaveO]

 

[DaveO]

 

[DaveO]

 

[DaveO]

 

[notalemming]

 

[fcs101]

 

[fcs101]

Q: Why couldn't the pirate learn the alphabet?

A: He kept getting lost at C.

 

[fcs101]

Q: How does a rancher keep track of his herd?

A: He uses a cowculator.

 

[fcs101]

Q: What do sprinters eat before a race?

A: Nothing. They fast.

 

[Vio]

 

[Grievous66]

 

[JamDoc]

I went to the book store & asked the clerk "where is the self help section?" She looked at me & said; "don't you think that's defeating the purpose?"

 

[fcs101]

Q: How can you recognize a dogwood tree?

A: By the bark.

 

[fcs101]

Q: Why did the yogurt go to the museum?

A: It was cultured.

 

[fcs101]

Q: Why were the fish's grades so poor?

A: They were below sea level.

 

[JoKeR III]

So, I was wondering why music was coming from my printer.


Apparently it was jamming.

 

[Freds55]

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[Freds55]

 

[bleujazz3]

Q: How can you recognize a dogwood tree?

A: By the bark.

How do you improve on the outward appearance of a home? Ask a dentist.

Q: Why were the fish's grades so poor?

A: They were below sea level.

Why does your door squeak? Sounds like it's a hinge problem.