Dad Jokes

[fcs101]

 

[fcs101]

How do you improve on the outward appearance of a home? Ask a dentist.

Why does your door squeak? Sounds like it's a hinge problem.

Nay! From whence doth sinful burden wash not away the jester’s entrails?

 

[bleujazz3]

Nay! From whence doth sinful burden wash not away the jester’s entrails?

LOL. I just changed my modest business suit, brushed my teeth and washed my face. It prevented extra laundry, cavities and zits. Otherwise, how's your evening?

 

[bleujazz3]

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Official State Insect of California

 

[Freds55]

 

[DaveO]

 

[Freds55]

 

[Freds55]

 

[DaveO]

 

[bleujazz3]

Q: Why did the carpenter need someone to hold his ladder when he ascended to clear the gutters?

A: OSHA training. To prevent unnecessary injury, a spotter is required to steady a ladder.

P. S.: This is not my day job. My downtime includes sitting behind a home office computer, using MS Word, answering calls, texts, and emails. Reality can be refreshing when given in micro-doses.

 

[Freds55]

 

[DaveO]

 

[bleujazz3]

Just curious...how many of you guys had the cowboy mushroom and swiss burgers yesterday? Genuinely wondering.

 

[DaveO]

 

[DaveO]

 

[Freds55]

 

[DaveO]

 

[Freds55]

Just curious...how many of you guys had the cowboy mushroom and swiss burgers yesterday? Genuinely wondering.

I burnt a few dogs on the grill they were delicious. Then went out on the boat and watch the fireworks.

 

[Freds55]

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That’s hilarious Daveo good find lol

 

[DaveO]