Dad Jokes

Dad joke for puberty.

Man walks in to a bar.

Above the bar is a sign that reads “ Cheese Sanwiches $5.00, Handjobs $5.00.

This beautiful blonde barmaid asks the man “ may I help you”?

The man replies are you the one that gives the handjobs for $5.00?

The barmaid says “yes”

The man says can you wash your hands and make me a cheese sanwich.
 
I didn't realize 2 things at the time I chose NYE as our wedding day: 1) I'd never forget our anniversary, & 2) You pay more taxes since you're considered married for that entire year, when both spouses work, which we did, so it puts you into a higher tax bracket. :tearsofjoy:
I never did forget our anniversary until one NYE after we were divorced, I was out to dinner and a thought came over me that today had some meaning, but I couldn't remember what it was. (But then I remembered. :rolleyes:)
 
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