Dad Jokes

[Joe Bfstplk]

What is brown, hairy and wears sunglasses?

A coconut on vacation.

In Mercia? The coconut's tropical!

 

[Freds55]

In Mercia? The coconut's tropical!

Yep they are grown in the Midlands we grow um here in Florida to



Coconut tree, Kew Gardens, London.

 

[Freds55]

How did Benjamin Franklin feel holding his kite when he discovered electricity?

Shocked!

 

[fcs101]

Q: What do you call two octopi that look the same?

A: Itentacle!

 

[Freds55]

What kind of shoes do frogs love?

Open-toad!

 

[Rain]

What do you call 4 Mexicans sinking in quicksand…?

Cuatro Sinko….

I’ll let myself out…..

 

[Freds55]

Why are snails slow? Because they’re carrying a house on their back.

 

[fcs101]

I can't get anyone to listen to White Snake with me...here I go again on my own!

 

[Freds55]

Good one Cole hope you had a great new year just another day for us. Love the jokes


Why are basketball courts always wet? Because the players dribble.

 

[Toopy14]

 

[Freds55]

Love the snowman that is just darn funny

"I thought the dryer was shrinking my clothes.

Turns out it was the refrigerator all along."

 

[Joe Bfstplk]

"I thought the dryer was shrinking my clothes.

Turns out it was the refrigerator all along."

 

[Toopy14]

I knew it!

 

[Freds55]

"What has more letters than the alphabet?"

"The post office!"

 

[Freds55]

"I once got fired from a canned juice company.

Apparently I couldn't concentrate."

 

[fcs101]

Q: Why doesn't James Bond fart in bed?

A: It'd blow his cover!

 

[Freds55]

"I don't trust those trees.

They seem kind of shady."

 

[GM Arts]

"I don't trust those trees.

They seem kind of shady."

Whispering Grass

 

[Freds55]

What does a lemon say when it answers the phone?"


"Yellow!"

 

[Fro68]

What does a lemon say when it answers the phone?"


"Yellow!"

This is exactly what my grandma said when she answered the phone.
Ring. Ring. “Yellow”