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Fractal Fanatic
A drub handicap golfer teed up a ball, stepped back the stepped up prepped his swing and then proceeded with his follow-through. The ball launched firmly at 45 degree angle to the tee and hit a rock outcropping, ricocheted and returned to smack the golfer squarely.Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants to the game on Labor Day?
In case he got a hole in one!️
The golfer immediately grabbed his right hand with his left and held it tightly to his crotch, doubling over in pain.
A physical therapist female nurse who observed the accident from a distance called out to the foursome with the afflicted golfer. "Don't touch him! I'll be right there!" The nurse hopped out of her golf cart, much to the surprise of the foursome, she was a tall, buxom gal , physically fit, drop dead looks.
The nurse approached the afflicted golfer on the ground and said, "Don't move, I can help!"
The nurse begins massaging the man's crotch. After about 10 minutes with his companions watching in disbelief, the nurse says, "There's how's that?
The man sits up and says, "I don't know what else to say, that was wonderful."
The nurse says, "You should likely ice that until the swelling diminishes, and avoid any strain or recreation until the contusion subsides."
"Darn," says the golfer. "How am I going to explain to my boss about the bandage?
Nurse says, "You don't need a bandage for a bruised groin."
Golfer says, "Miss, I appreciate what you've done, I mean you had the perfect grip, and um...but the truth of the matter was the ball ricocheted and hit my right thumb!"
