Dad Jokes

[fcs101]

Q: What do you call an American bee?

A: USB.

 

[bleujazz3]

Q: What do you call a cow with no teats?

A: The wrong gender, and tomorrow's lunch.

 

[Freds55]

What’s a tree favorite drink?
Root beer. Lol

 

[Freds55]

What did the tree do when the bank closed?
It opened its own branch.
Happy Holidays guys

 

[fcs101]

 

[DaveO]

Ha! I hear the brownies talking!

quite possibly, but defiantly not from me...
Hope your enjoying yours's!

 

[DaveO]

Q: What do you call an American bee?

A: USB.

I'm really liking this one! I'll bee using this one....

 

[bleujazz3]

quite possibly, but defiantly not from me...
Hope your enjoying yours's!

Actually, my plans did include making some "Ultimate Brownies" with Dutch process cocoa, and some Ghirardelli. Toss in some chopped dried cherries, and you've got a hi calorie treat destined to pack on the pounds. (Remind me why I need to exercise more...ergh)

 

[fcs101]

Q: How do you sink a submarine full of blondes?

A: Knock on the door.

 

[fcs101]

Q: Why has the spacing of ladder rungs been increasing?

A: Climb-it-change.

 

[pauly]

How do you cancel an appointment at the sperm clinic?

Call and tell them you can't come!

 

[fcs101]

Q: What do you call two guys hanging in a window?

A: Kurt 'n Rod.

 

[fcs101]

Q: Why don't dinosaurs make good pets?

A: Because they're dead.

 

[Freds55]

How does a rainbow solve problems? It takes a “multicolored approach”!

 

[Freds55]

What is a king’s favorite kind of precipitation?
Hail!

 

[bleujazz3]

Q: What should you do if you have a snack attack at work?

A: Nothing amazing. Pack a bag lunch with a piece of fruit. It's business as usual.

 

[fcs101]

 

[pauly]

Q: What's the difference between hungry and horny?
A: It all depends on where you put the cucumber.

 

[weird guitar person]

Don't know if y'all saw this one...

 

[fcs101]

Q: What do you get when you cross a chicken with a fox?

A: A fox.