Q: Why should old men try to do the best job they can?Q: What can you serve, but never eat?
A: A tennis ball.
The young girl was very intelligent, and scored high grades in school.Q: Why do mathematicians like the outdoors?
A: Because of all the natural logs that are there.
At least the husband didn't drop his phone on his concrete walkway. No sense complicating a cracked screen with a dead battery.So a guy was watching TV and his wife came in and said, "The car won't start. I think there's water in the carburetor."
The guy was annoyed and said, "You don't even know what a carburetor is, let me diagnose the problem...where's the car?" And his wife said, "In the pond in front of our house."
In most cartoons I watched, characters were able to come back from near death by having water splashed on their face.At least the husband didn't drop his phone on his concrete walkway. No sense complicating a cracked screen with a dead battery.
Because splashing water on moldy people isn't considered PC? Or is it because you're grumpy and a little behind schedule today?In most cartoons I watched, characters were able to come back from near death by having water splashed on their face.
On a completely unrelated note, I am no longer allowed at funerals…
Your joke is sooo funny that it stopped water from flowingIn most cartoons I watched, characters were able to come back from near death by having water splashed on their face.
On a completely unrelated note, I am no longer allowed at funerals…