Dad Jokes

Hope you all had a great Thanksgiving

How did the ornament get addicted to Christmas?

He was hooked on trees his whole life. :christmastree:🎅
 
Ok... Fresh out of the new Ghostbusters movie:

What do a cigarette and a hamster have in common?

Neither is dangerous until you put one in your mouth and light it on fire 🔥
 
A kid is going to his first prom, and is extremely nervous. He gets out of school for the day and heads to the tuxedo rental shop, where there's a long line to pick up tuxes for the evening. Finally, he gets his tux and heads to the florist shop.

Likewise, the line was out the door at the florist, further adding to his anxiety...but he gets the flowers for his date with enough time to go home and get ready.

Finally he's waiting for the rented limo to come, but it all works out and he and his date arrive to the prom venue on time.

They wait in the receiving line for what seems like an eternity to get their prom photo taken, and finally when they get inside, the guy feels relief for the first time in the evening. They find their table and he goes to the refreshment stand to get punch for himself and his date.

Wouldn't you know it, there was no punch line.
 
vetteboy79 said:
A kid is going to his first prom, and is extremely nervous. He gets out of school for the day and heads to the tuxedo rental shop, where there's a long line to pick up tuxes for the evening. Finally, he gets his tux and heads to the florist shop.

Likewise, the line was out the door at the florist, further adding to his anxiety...but he gets the flowers for his date with enough time to go home and get ready.

Finally he's waiting for the rented limo to come, but it all works out and he and his date arrive to the prom venue on time.

They wait in the receiving line for what seems like an eternity to get their prom photo taken, and finally when they get inside, the guy feels relief for the first time in the evening. They find their table and he goes to the refreshment stand to get punch for himself and his date.

Wouldn't you know it, there was no punch line.
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I simultaneously want to laugh and punch you in the face! :smiley::mad: :smiley: :mad: :smiley: :mad: :smiley:
 
vetteboy79 said:
A kid is going to his first prom, and is extremely nervous. He gets out of school for the day and heads to the tuxedo rental shop, where there's a long line to pick up tuxes for the evening. Finally, he gets his tux and heads to the florist shop.

Likewise, the line was out the door at the florist, further adding to his anxiety...but he gets the flowers for his date with enough time to go home and get ready.

Finally he's waiting for the rented limo to come, but it all works out and he and his date arrive to the prom venue on time.

They wait in the receiving line for what seems like an eternity to get their prom photo taken, and finally when they get inside, the guy feels relief for the first time in the evening. They find their table and he goes to the refreshment stand to get punch for himself and his date.

Wouldn't you know it, there was no punch line.
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The timing on that one is just right!
 
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