Axe-Fx III Firmware 31.01 Beta 2

[FractalAudio]

The only thing that I missed was an amp behavior when it's pushed to the limits by a drive or compressor. Now it's done. Totally sick. And that bass response... what have you done to the algorithms?

 

[BROCKSTAR]

Dang ancient chinese secrets!

 

[madmarcus1960]

O(ngoing) C(liff) D(evelopments), weak yes, but you get the point!
Thank you, thank you!

 

[FractalAudio]

I need some new material.

 

[deathbyguitar]

I need some new material.

I think this one would also suffice.

 

[Moondog Wily]

I need some new material.

You certainly missed a large portion of the audience with that one due to age demographics! I laughed out loud though ;~))

 

[FractalAudio]

A lot of people don't get my jokes. I had an 8cm tumor removed from my chest yesterday (benign) and I had a bunch of jokes ready and none of the nurses or doctors laughed at a single one. Good thing I went into engineering instead of standup.

 

[Peavey Herman]

A lot of people don't get my jokes. I had an 8cm tumor removed from my chest yesterday (benign) and I had a bunch of jokes ready and none of the nurses or doctors laughed at a single one. Good thing I went into engineering instead of standup.

Maybe they just didn't expect them - that's often the reason for my jokes falling flat IRL.

 

[secondwindow]

A lot of people don't get my jokes. I had an 8cm tumor removed from my chest yesterday (benign) and I had a bunch of jokes ready and none of the nurses or doctors laughed at a single one. Good thing I went into engineering instead of standup.

Glad to hear the tumor was benign.

As for engineering vs standup, speaking from totally selfish reasons, I'm glad you followed the engineering path.

 

[BROCKSTAR]

A lot of people don't get my jokes. I had an 8cm tumor removed from my chest yesterday (benign) and I had a bunch of jokes ready and none of the nurses or doctors laughed at a single one. Good thing I went into engineering instead of standup.

Perhaps you should have had a drummer tag along to do the "ba da dum" after the jokes! Hope you heal quickly!

 

[Gadget]

A lot of people don't get my jokes. I had an 8cm tumor removed from my chest yesterday (benign) and I had a bunch of jokes ready and none of the nurses or doctors laughed at a single one. Good thing I went into engineering instead of standup.

That would be a month off for most folk! Thanks, and wishing you a speedy recovery.

 

[FractalAudio]

That would be a month off for most folk! Thanks, and wishing you a speedy recovery.

I'm already back at work and itching to get back to the gym but the doctor told me no weight lifting for a few weeks.

This was nothing compared to my spinal fusion surgery.

 

[Brewce]

I had a bunch of jokes ready [...]

Did you ask, "Wait! Are you sure it's not an extension of my brain??" -- or are you rather modest...?

 

[FractalAudio]

They handed me one of those big barf tubes that looks like a condom. I placed it over my groin and said "It's not big enough". No response.

 

[secondwindow]

They handed me one of those big barf tubes that looks like a condom. I placed it over my groin and said "It's not big enough". No response.

"... do you have these in ribbed?"

 

[BROCKSTAR]

They handed me one of those big barf tubes that looks like a condom. I placed it over my groin and said "It's not big enough". No response.

I would have fell out of my wheelchair laughing.

 

[rossipedia]

They handed me one of those big barf tubes that looks like a condom. I placed it over my groin and said "It's not big enough". No response.

Absolutely criminal, that was solid gold

 

[langohr]

I'm already back at work and itching to get back to the gym but the doctor told me no weight lifting for a few weeks.

This was nothing compared to my spinal fusion surgery.

„The only way escaping getting old is dying early.“

„No way.“

 

[JoKeR III]

A lot of people don't get my jokes. I had an 8cm tumor removed from my chest yesterday (benign) and I had a bunch of jokes ready and none of the nurses or doctors laughed at a single one. Good thing I went into engineering instead of standup.

Glad to hear it (benign)! I gave up trying to make doctors laugh, they're about as much fun as accountants.

 

[FractalAudio]

I woke up in recovery and the nurse said "How are you feeling?". I said, "Ow, my thyroid". No response.

She then shot me full of some narcotic and I was off to Narnia.