LMFAO!
A little "golf-humor" on Friday...Nice!
As someone else already replied, "500-posts" is the magic-number for "senior-status" (I.E: the aforementioned "forward-tees"; cheaper fast-food; sketchy car-driving skills; etc!) Furthermore, I believe (but I could be wrong about this?) that "200-posts" graduates one from a "Junior Member" to a "Member." It's all rather unimportant anyways...
BTW, that is the hallowed grounds of Augusta National in your avatar, so is that you in the picture? (It's small so I can't see if it's a celebrity or you - assuming that you're not a celebrity - LOL!) If so, did you get to play a round(s) there at some point? I'm very envious of (but happy for) you if you got to play there man...Congratulations (if that's the case!) August National is "Golf Paradise" (...well, for men that is -LOL!) BTW, I'd love to just walk the grounds even on a Tuesday practice-round (of the Masters of course!) just to see it and feel it in person...I have NOT missed a Masters Tournament on T.V. or Internet-streaming) since 1994. It's one of my favorite T.V. sporting events!
Bill