I've gotta say that I dig the "get off my lawn" vibe.
You and I are of like mind (well, partly... I've never had an interest in any PPV event
).
I started playing guitar (again, after a twenty-year layoff) eighteen years ago. For about a month, I rehashed what I had learned as a kid, realized that it was freaking boring and decided to expand my musical horizons. Roughly *three* years ago, everything started to click for me: completely comfortable with my gear; feeling confident as an improviser; recording consistently good material with my trio; etc. Things have been *really* good for me, musically and artistically, for the past three years.
Now, roll back through the prior fifteen years. I kept notes, but I won't bore y'all with the details. That was fifteen years of false starts and incremental improvements. The only thing that kept me from running in circles, I think, was that I kept notes and lists and a journal and lots of recordings. During those fifteen years I flipped ridiculous amounts of gear, thought - perhaps *hundreds* of times - that I had finally perfected my rig, only to notice something *else* that needed attention. Man, I turned a *lot* of dials...
But going beyond the whole motivation thing, there's a really good reason why no one, not even Cliff himself (despite his vaunted power of omniscience), can program a preset that'll just sound "right" without any adjustment. As others have mentioned, differences in ancillary gear, technique and environment can exert a considerable effect on how one experiences a preset.
There is no pushbutton transmission of music. You wanna find the sound in your head, you have to learn a lot (which means making a lot of mistakes) and figure out how your instrument, your gear, your technique, even your collaborators need to work together to get the sound you want to hear.
Henry Juskiewicz gave an interview five or so years ago in which he postulated the marriage of AI and guitars (specifically, Gibson guitars) to create an instrument that makes the sounds its player *had intended to make*. How would they even do that? Think about it: was it my intent to play, say, "Shine on You Crazy Diamond" without mistakes, or was I trying to play a free jazz number that just happened to tickle some of the same harmonic, melodic and rhythmic markers found in SoYCD? It's literally the same problem as the mythical "right sounding" preset, just at a different point in the signal chain.
Why shouldn't we blame the user ?
Why should the user have a great tone just handed to them ?
Why shouldn't the user have to put in a little effort tweaking and actually LEARNING how to dial in a amp and then be rewarded with a subjectively great tone ?
... lots of great stuff trimmed ...