mnemonic
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mnemonic

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    Location:
    Chester, UK
    Occupation:
    Finance
    I was born on a pirate ship off the coast of Peru, where I was given a traditional Aztec upbringing during which I excelled in the arts and sciences. At age seven my parents accidentally murdered each other in a freak fencing accident, and I left the tribe for Omaha, where I trained under the legendary Vin Diesel. At the age of eighteen, after a failed Fear Factor audition, I set out for a berry plantation roughly 4 kilometers south of Albuquerque. I currently reside in San Diego where I lace street drugs with powerful toxins and redistribute them to school children and pregnant celebrities.

    I am allergic to most brands of khakis.

    Green Vegetables and Homework