I think you really don't get it! In 9 days, almost 8 by now, Cliff is gonna reveal the truth, he is GOD and he's gonna launch a new product from hell call the shower Axe fx. It is basiclly an Axe fx you can use while in the shower, pretty cool stuff!! Rumors are you can even use it while seating on the toilet doing what you have to do, making this experience less boring than reading the reader's digest. And finaly, there is this new effect call the nomore delay. What it does is pretty simple. It actually samples the voice of your girlfriend asking your to stop playing your stupid guitar to help her cleaning up or whatever, and for god sake, it makes sure it will never repeat again!!! I'm pretty confident I'm dead spot on!!! Now, if you would excuse me, I have to go for a number two before my weekly psychiatrist consult!!