You know your amp is too big when...

[boolean]

You live in New York, and Australia is calling to tell you to turn it down.

TURN IT DOWN !!!!!

Edit: Turn it up, they can't hear it in Tasmania

 

[kisslorand]

It's too big when you just think about turning it on and everybody yells to lower your volume pot.

 

[sheky]

When it's got a guilty look on its faceplate and all your small amps are missing.

 

[lauke-lux]

When your bank account is empty and you can't enter in the rehearsal room anymore

 

[aziz]

On the other hand, your amp is too small if you need many of them: (it's me when I still had hair)

 

[Dutch]

Too bad they didn't turn that amp over on the other side. Shadow is falling upwards. Maybe it's turned on and bending light...

 

[Toopy14]

"Back to the Future"

Must have been a beta version! ;-)

 

[Solarfire]

Soundcheck anyone?

 

[mwd]

Your SPL meter has a bent needle.

 

[mwd]

When you walk out after a snow and the silence hurts.

 

[mwd]

When old people are telling you 'turn them damn humidifiers down'.

 

[don_joe]

...When the God himself destroys it with lightnigs and says "From now on, you shall all speak different tongues."

 

[trancegodz]

F
Every time you switch on your amp, light is going down
Your amp's potentiometers are at eye level when you're standing up
Your volume pot goes up to 12
Please complete....

My Marshall 200 dims the lights when I turn it on.
My Marshall 200 head on top of the two 4x15 Marshall cabs is higher than eye level.
My 59 Bassman goes to 12. I use two of them.

Guilty as charged.

 

[clarky]

this thread is pure trolling

everyone knows there's no such thing as an amp that's too big

 

[Rane]

You can't do a solo gig because you need help moving the gear.

You're 20 and already showing signs of back and knee problems.

You quit working out because your amp more than compensates.

A truck and trailer are now an integral part of your rig.

You find yourself saying "what?" a lot.

Your idea of tone is how hard it hits you in the chest.

You enjoy feedback. Harmonic, or no.

This:

 

[clarky]

You can't do a solo gig because you need help moving the gear.

You're 20 and already showing signs of back and knee problems.

You quit working out because your amp more than compensates.

A truck and trailer are now an integral part of your rig.

You find yourself saying "what?" a lot.

Your idea of tone is how hard it hits you in the chest.

You enjoy feedback. Harmonic, or no.

This:

was he the guy that played for Dio so Ronnie would look tall??

 

[barhrecords]

was he the guy that played for Dio so Ronnie would look tall??

I saw a show on the tour of the first Richie Blackmore's Rainbow record... The music and Ronnie were so epic, no one, me included, ever even commented on how short Ronnie was.

Ronnie looked ten feet tall when the music started. Epic.

 

[Dancing Frog]

You know your amp is too loud when...
buildings within a mile are reduced to rubble.
the rocket launch site in the next state calls you to turn it down.
Greenpeace protests your band at every beachfront gig because of the danger you pose to whales offshore, and you get complaints from IUSS operators in....Iceland.

 

[clarky]

You know your amp is too loud when...
buildings within a mile are reduced to rubble.
the rocket launch site in the next state calls you to turn it down.
Greenpeace protests your band at every beachfront gig because of the danger you pose to whales offshore, and you get complaints from IUSS operators in....Iceland.

there is no such thing as too loud..

check out a band called Disaster Area
Disaster Area - Hitchhikers