again i don't know how this devolved into some fictional argument between me and everyone else about everyone saying to turn the volume down and me petulently saying "NO!". I said from dy one that the presets were too loud to warn people when they were to test them that that they were insanely loud, and yes i DID try "just turning them doen" before making this thread and believe it or not that's not it, it STILL maked the fizzy grinding rattling air noise on many presets regardless, but however doing a lot of the OTHER things people mentioned DID help, and i listed many of them. I guess it's simpler and more fun to make it this battle between the forum and me saying "haha dummy just turn it down" and me saying "NO! I WILL NOT!" when I agreed it was too loud before any of you said a word about it, and if that were it i'd be done with the issue.