Guess what

[Kamaleon]

i had to move house for my sister last week.. she came over yesterday to thank me etc

this morning i goto make a coffee.. guess what???? (walks around room with hands in the air??? ...???)

she knocked my farking kettle off!


i looked and theres a gap.. where the kettle was

 

[scottburrow]

Does that mean she took your coffee pot?

 

[Ron_R]

Chicken butt?

 

[Kamaleon]

that means i had to microwave a coffee, therefor i had a hot cup and cold water

 

[Coldsummer]

I think you made that bit up just to make the whole 'moving house' story more exciting. The funny thing is, you didn't even need to embellish the story because it was exciting enough already!

 

[Kamaleon]

haha you got me man, i didnt do any of that i dont even have a sister

 

[Coldsummer]

haha you got me man, i didnt do any of that i dont even have a sister

I FUCKING knew it! You silly bastard, love that:lol

 

[Kamaleon]

or a mother

 

[scottburrow]

or a mother

Or a computer, what!!,!,!?,!,.


you got to be one of the funniest guys I have ever met on this here intertube.

 

[Kamaleon]

clever dudes here... how did u know i telepathically apply font to posts

 

[Coldsummer]

Thanks guys, sent me to bed on a high

But....probably won't be able to sleep now

 

[Kamaleon]

i was going to make it more interesting and say 'Cliff' is fat but thought nah thats slack

hes just 'big boned'

ok ok oookk no more silly stuff

 

[Kamaleon]

Thanks guys, sent me to bed on a high

But....probably won't be able to sleep now

you farken party pooper

 

[Kamaleon]

I think you made that bit up just to make the whole 'moving house' story more exciting. The funny thing is, you didn't even need to embellish the story because it was exciting enough already!

i had to spice the story up because the real one went like: " i went to kitchen, no kettle, oh, go back to other room"