Desert island Gear

[stratamania]

God gave me a fantastic wife. I don't care about actresses & supermodels.

That's a great reply, I have a fantastic wife too.

 

[t0aj15]

God gave me a fantastic wife. I don't care about actresses & supermodels.

Seventeen years into my marriage that would have been my reply too, but then one night the bitch didn't come home........so much for the fantastic wife shit.

 

[henryrobinett]

I have a fantastic AND a gorgeous wife. Doesn't mean I can't appreciate other beautiful women. Of course IF I were on a desert island with Salma Heyak, I wouldn't DO anything!!! Of course not. I'm a happily married man and want to remain so. It doesn't mean I WOUDN'T want to be stuck on a desert isle with her. Oh yes, and my beautiful wife knows all about my long walks trying to spy Salma at Nortons house

 

[Phostenix]

Seventeen years into my marriage that would have been my reply too, but then one night the bitch didn't come home........so much for the fantastic wife shit.

Sorry, man.

 

[stratamania]

Seventeen years into my marriage that would have been my reply too, but then one night the bitch didn't come home........so much for the fantastic wife shit.

I hear that...had a similar experience. Which is one of the reasons I am grateful for my current wife.

 

[Funeral]

Holy buzzkill Batman!

 

[Manning]

I hear that...had a similar experience. Which is one of the reasons I am grateful for my current wife.

I (also) hear that...(also) had a similar experience. Which is one of the reasons I am (also) grateful for my current wife.

 

[Stratoblaster]

And only one pick, it's a desert island so shells are available for improvised picks.

...until PETA shows up and shuts everything down :shock

 

[stratamania]

Somehow the vibe of this island got derailed....so to get it back on track here is the forum's bar island bar band featuring Salma...

 

[Sidivan]

I changed my mind. Can I be a snake on this island?

Sidenote: Cliff, please consider getting Mrs. Hayek as a special guest to the next Axe-Fest. Or at the very least an accurate model.

 

[stratamania]

I changed my mind. Can I be a snake on this island?

Sure, and the PETA folks will probably make sure snakeskin guitar straps are banned too