Dad Jokes

Have you ever considered the word "asparagus"...it sounds like an Italian guy begging you not to kill someone named Gus.



Actually, it's a mentally-challenged guy with a mild cognitive learning disability named Gus who works as a fishing boat captain who does 90% of the thought, maintenance, and cleaning work for $30 / week net pay, less room and board, with the occasional loaned Peruvian alcoholic owl who keeps his living quarters free of ticks, ants, spiders and flies.
 
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