Dad Jokes

[fcs101]

Q: Where did people in medieval times celebrate New Year's?

A: Knight clubs

 

[Freds55]

A cow and a cat are chatting in a field...​

...and ultimately don't quite come to agreement on the topic of discussion.

The cat walks off smarmily and says, "Well, see you later, prime rib."

And the cow replies, "Yep, see you later, Kung Pao Chicken."

 

[Freds55]

It’s almost New Years Eve! Cooking Prime Rib New Year’s Day. Hope you all have a good New Year’s Eve


My friend couldn't pay his water bill, so I sent him a "get well soon" card. Lol

 

[Freds55]

I called out sick from my job on New Year’s. When I came back, my manager yelled at me for missing work. I told him he was wrong. I didn’t miss it at all.

 

[DaveO]

It’s almost New Years Eve! Cooking Prime Rib New Year’s Day. Hope you all have a good New Year’s Eve


My friend couldn't pay his water bill, so I sent him a "get well soon" card. Lol

Thanks @Freds55, eating out at a popular restaurant then watch the ball drop... LOL, that somehow should be a dad joke...

Yours made me choke and cough... great one...

Happy New Year's to all....

 

[DaveO]

I still don't know what I'm waring to the living room on New Year's Eve...
I might not even go!

 

[Peavey Herman]

With the new year looming and no guests to attend my "event" this year, I'm settling in watching WrestleMania 3...

...and I don't know why, but I'm thinking of a pro-wrestler's hair tonic called "Hogaine".

 

[DaveO]

For you dog owners...

 

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[Freds55]

At breakfast on New Year's Day
A clever father will claim he's starving because, "Yep, I haven't eaten since last year!" Lol

 

[Freds55]

Why did the bacon laugh? Because the egg cracked a yolk!

 

[Freds55]

DALLAS: Why did the bacon laugh?
AUSTIN: I’m stumped.
DALLAS: Because the egg cracked a yolk

 

[Freds55]

Well it’s official the dog is scared the fireworks have begun.

 

[Freds55]

Happy New Year everybody 2026 is almost here!


"My New Year's breakfast resolution is to see my cup half-full, preferably with rum, gin, vodka, or moonshine." LOL

 

[DaveO]

 

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[Harm]

What was the best invention after the first telephone?


The second one.

 

[Moondog Wily]

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