Dad Jokes

[bleujazz3]

View attachment 107465

May you find the girl of your dreams, Dave...me, am just thinking about my rack...which sounds weird to the layman, but it means rack or rackmount. It's also a random reference to antlers. And, no, my car does not have a roof rack.

 

[Freds55]

​

 

[notalemming]

 

[DaveO]

May you find the girl of your dreams, Dave...me, am just thinking about my rack...which sounds weird to the layman, but it means rack or rackmount. It's also a random reference to antlers. And, no, my car does not have a roof rack.

 

[bleujazz3]

View attachment 107486

 

[DaveO]

 

[Freds55]

 

[Freds55]

 

[Freds55]

 

[DaveO]

 

[Freds55]

 

[Freds55]

 

[Freds55]

​

 

[Freds55]

Lol

 

[Freds55]

 

[fcs101]

 

[fcs101]

Q: How often should you drive your DeLorean?

A: From time to time.

 

[fcs101]

Q: What's worse than it raining cats and dogs?

A: Hailing taxis.

 

[fcs101]

Q: What do you call it when dinosaurs crash their cars?

A: Tyrannosaurus wrecks.

 

[bleujazz3]

Q: What happens when you listen to the weather forecast while driving?

A: You'll likely experience Tyrannosaurus Wrecks.