Dad Jokes

Q: What's a chicken's least favorite day?

A: Friday!
Why do dentists encourage you to brush your teeth instead of eating sugary sweets before bed?

Mixing sweets with bad info isn't good for you.

In fact, I bought one of these because some bird from heaven inundated my front window with something you might expect from a pigeon. And yeah, the darnflangled window now needs cleaning.

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