Dad Jokes

[Toopy14]

 

[Grievous66]

 

[Freds55]

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That is hilarious Toopy14. I really got a good chuckle out of that one I let my wife read it she didn’t laugh she just gave me a dirty look. I said I don’t think you’re alive that was funny I don’t care who you are lol

 

[Freds55]

What do you get if you cross a chicken with a Martian? An egg-stra terrestrial.

 

[Toopy14]

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This is too funny! Happened to me the other day! I was trying to create a new folder, in a folder, in Windows 10. Every time I clicked on new folder, nothing would happen. Like always, in the last 20+ years of using Windows, I figured a reboot was in order. So, I rebooted the computer and when I went back into the folder to create my new folder...guess what I saw...yep, New folder, New folder (2), New folder (3)...well, you get the idea! LMAO!

 

[Grievous66]

...and since it's about Dad Jokes...

 

[Freds55]

 

[Freds55]

How do chickens talk to each other? By using fowl language.

 

[Grievous66]

 

[fcs101]

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Hey, I've done two tours in Korea. It's a thing.

 

[DaveO]

...and since it's about Dad Jokes...
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That's just terrible... that I'm assuming what looks obvious but may not b. Funny either way!

 

[DaveO]

 

[Toopy14]

 

[DaveO]

And the Dad of the year award goes to this guy...

 

[Toopy14]

 

[Freds55]

What do you call a mischievous chicken? A practical yolk-er.

 

[Toopy14]

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[Freds55]

Which day of the week do chickens hate the most? Fry-day.

 

[Toopy14]

 

[Red Solo Cup]

...and since it's about Dad Jokes...
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That's soooo messed up. But still funny as hell !!!!!!